If you’re familiar with The Game or The Mystery Method, then buying the Rules of the Game by Neil Strauss should be as automatic for you as negging an HB10 after opening a set.

Scratching your head?… don’t worry, just buy the d*mn book, and you can start getting in good with the ladies. $16.

Ever wanted to know who each and every centerfold was from the very first issue? Now you can see over 600 beauties with this picture book. It displays every centerfold from Marilyn Monroe to the present! This collectors edition book comes complete with a velvet-lined briefcase with combination locks. This book is essential “reading” for any guy with a healthy pair. $315.

Playboy: The Celebrities might be your best present for this holiday. The book is filled with over 150 photographs from some of the magazine’s most famous subjects, including Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour, Jenny McCarthy, Pamela Anderson, Debbie Harry, and Marilyn Monroe.